Straight Arm American Pour

The Zero Point Quimby

the Stunner — Tue, 18 Sep 2012 17:47:59 +0000

Zero points for faking the SAAP. Too bad our judges can’t give negatives out for faking it with wine.

Definition: Quimby – the middle guy in a the dude sex train.

(edit: is that guy deep throating a cigar?)

Filed under: Bad Form, Cocktail, Groups, Vacation

Non Vertical SAAP

the Stunner — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 17:43:57 +0000

Kudos for this guy to getting it done even when the legs give out on you. Unless he is a legless mass. A legless mass of man.

I think the crowd is reacting to the fact that this is being done with BL Lime. The desert beer.

Filed under: Good Form, Groups, Safety SAAP

SAAP O’clock

the Stunner — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 17:40:44 +0000

He’s actually a lefty, but the watch was too heavy to hold his arm up that long.

Sick back arch. Like a Playmate.

Filed under: Good Form, Vacation

Repeater

the Stunner — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 15:37:30 +0000

You might remember this guy from a few weeks ago. One of his compatriots sent in this alternative shot, and it had to be posted.

Move over firefighters and astronauts – there’s a new hero in town.

I bet he was drinking the same shit when he commissioned that tat.

Filed under: Cocktail, Good Form, Groups

No Sass on the Grass

the Stunner — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 15:34:25 +0000

This dude is no nonsense. Takes a knee, and get it done.

10/10

Filed under: Good Form

Long Road Ahead

the Stunner — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 16:56:26 +0000

Repetition is the key metric to achieving good form.

I hope they tipped the maid. Just the tip.

Filed under: Good Form, Groups Tagged: Good Form, Groups

This Might Be The Fastest Way to Die

the Stunner — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 15:20:20 +0000

Don’t try this at home.

Do try this on your local rental limo-bus.

Filed under: Cocktail

Lambo + SAAP = LAMBO SAAP!

the Stunner — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 17:07:32 +0000

Its well known that if you SAAP, you can’t afford high end Italian sports cars. But these loyalists saw an opportunity to pose and pounced.

This is much better than the Lambo pictures we all had on our bedrooms walls as kids. You know you had one.

Filed under: Groups, Racing

Penguins Can’t Fly, But They Can SAAP

the Stunner — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 14:50:48 +0000

I just Googled “interesting facts about penguins”.

Fact # 2 = Penguins’ wings cannot bend due to the fact the bones in their wings have fused together to make a sort of stiff paddle.

True story.

Unfair advantages are still advantages.

Filed under: Good Form, Racing, Safety SAAP

Engagement SAAP. True Love.

the Stunner — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 15:45:49 +0000

I think the divorce rate in this country is about to go lower.

Filed under: Good Form, Groups, SAAPy Chick