Author Archives: the Stunner

The Zero Point Quimby

Posted on September 18, 2012

Zero points for faking the SAAP. Too bad our judges can’t give negatives out for faking it with wine. Definition: Quimby – the middle guy in a the dude sex train. (edit: is that guy deep throating a cigar?)

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Non Vertical SAAP

Posted on September 13, 2012

Kudos for this guy to getting it done even when the legs give out on you. Unless he is a legless mass.  A legless mass of man. I think the crowd is reacting to the fact that this is being done with … Continue reading →

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SAAP O’clock

Posted on September 11, 2012

He’s actually a lefty, but the watch was too heavy to hold his arm up that long. Sick back arch. Like a Playmate.

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Repeater

Posted on September 6, 2012

You might remember this guy from a few weeks ago.  One of his compatriots sent in this alternative shot, and it had to be posted. Move over firefighters and astronauts – there’s a new hero in town. I bet he … Continue reading →

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No Sass on the Grass

Posted on September 4, 2012

This dude is no nonsense.  Takes a knee, and get it done. 10/10

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Long Road Ahead

Posted on August 30, 2012

Repetition is the key metric to achieving good form. I hope they tipped the maid. Just the tip.

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This Might Be The Fastest Way to Die

Posted on August 28, 2012

Don’t try this at home. Do try this on your local rental limo-bus.

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Lambo + SAAP = LAMBO SAAP!

Posted on August 23, 2012

Its well known that if you SAAP, you can’t afford high end Italian sports cars.  But these loyalists saw an opportunity to pose and pounced. This is much better than the Lambo pictures we all had on our bedrooms walls … Continue reading →

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Penguins Can’t Fly, But They Can SAAP

Posted on August 21, 2012

I just Googled “interesting facts about penguins”. Fact # 2 = Penguins’ wings cannot bend due to the fact the bones in their wings have fused together to make a sort of stiff paddle. True story. Unfair advantages are still advantages.

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Engagement SAAP. True Love.

Posted on August 17, 2012

I think the divorce rate in this country is about to go lower.

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